As if Elon Musk could not be a bigger loser, he is on Twitter requesting that his CSAM-generating chatbot roast Billie Eilish on his behalf for selling perfume because of comments she made about billionaires months ago – comments that were true, by the way, and apparently are still living in his head rent-free.

Crazy to have the richest small-penis man in the world still obsessed with you over one thing that you said one time. If this guy was so smart and so cool and so intelligent, why wouldn't he just roast her himself?

Actually, looking at it, I don't even know if what Grok is doing here even qualifies as a roast. It's just like an overly long friggin paragraph. And even if this did qualify Billie Eilish as a hypocrite, jeez, I would still rather be Billie Eilish, considering that Elon Musk is magnitudes worse than her as a person by every possible metric.