Hurley: I think at least one or two songs will impress you. I'm actually feeling a light to decent seven on this thing.

Everything Will Be Alright In The End: I'm feeling a strong six to a light seven on this thing.

Weezer (The White Album): Even in Weezer's darkest days, I've always felt like this album was within their potential. Later is better than never, I guess. I'm feeling a strong eight to a light nine on this project.

Pacific Daydream: It's really sanitary, and instrumentally it just does not play to Weezer's strengths at all. I'm feeling a strong four to a light five on this thing.

Weezer (The Teal Album): I'm feeling a light to decent six on this thing.

Weezer (The Black Album): I'm feeling a decent to strong four on this thing.

OK Human: And I would see OK Human as being on par with that at the very least. Feeling a decent eight on this one.

Van Weezer: I'm feeling a decent to strong five on this one.

SZNZ: Spring: I'm hoping that the summer record is a bit more of a smooth ride. I'm feeling a strong five to a light six on this.

SZNZ: Summer: Yeah. Summer. Weezer. There we have it. I'm feeling a strong four to a light five on this one.

SZNZ: Autumn: I'm feeling a strong three to a light four on this one.

SZNZ: Winter: And a win is a win. I'm feeling a light to decent seven on this EP. Yeah.

Weezer (The Gold Album): "And we're here to rock and melt your face, but in like the most adorkable way possible." And yeah, as geeky as that sounds, I mean, that is kind of the magic of Weezer though. You can't get mad at them for it; it's literally what they do best. And they're still doing a pretty great job of it here as well; that is, when the songwriting is decent. Which, given the songwriting approach they took on this one, it isn't always. Which is why I'm feeling a strong six to a light seven on this one.