*Stella Lefty reading lyrics to "Life Is a Highway" off her phone while performing in Melbourne*

Boo! Boo! What are you doing!? Get off the stage! Stop reading the lyrics to the damn song off your phone!

Nobody pulled up and paid to see you do dive bar karaoke, Stella. We’re in the top 10 now. We are a professional singer and songwriter; can we please act like it?

Also, as much as you love this song, I’m sorry, but this is not your range. The chorus is flat; you’re not hitting the notes. Can you at least have the band transcribe it so it’s in your key?

It’s insane to me that this woman wants to be a professional singer and songwriter, but she’s not even aware of what songs are appropriate for her voice, and she’s expecting utter morons to show up and pay big, fat top-10 ticket prices to watch her sing a song she didn’t even bother to learn!