Let me introduce you to maybe the weirdest beef of 2026, and that would be Jack White versus country artist Charley Crockett.

Now, Charley was in a little bit of controversy recently because he was doing a tour, and his openers for that tour, Twin Temple, got booted off of it. Allegedly because their image and songwriting involves a little bit of performative, theatrical Satanism. Now, Jack White caught wind of them being dropped from this tour, and regardless of what the truth and the details of Twin Temple being ousted were, he decided that he was going to have them perform and open with him instead.

Now, Charley has taken to social media calling out Jack, beefing with him, claiming that he's getting political. And Jack saw fit to respond on Instagram with just like a random post whose text just pretty much copied and pasted the lyrics from "Rappin' Duke" word for word. Clearly not taking this beef very seriously. Meanwhile, Charley Crockett wrote another screed on social media. At this point, just make a diss track, man.

Do something. What is this?