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Hey, hi, and hello, everyone. Anthony Fantano here, internet's busiest music nerd, and we may have found the best diss track of 2025, and it's come from a pretty unlikely place, although maybe not so much.

Listen, I'm going to start off this video by saying I apologize. This is the first time on this channel that I am speaking of RXKNephew, an insanely prolific rap artist that has been taking the internet by storm, the underground anyway, over the last several years. And the guy has just been building up an insane body of work since about 2020. Albums, mixtapes, EPs, singles.

The guy is just constantly dropping stuff. And while there is most definitely a quantity over quality dynamic going here, you can't really deny that the guy has an attention-grabbing style with these very loose, offbeat, nearly spoken flows with which he displays an absolutely insane sense of humor. Now, with a rap artist this active, eventually, the guy is going to drop a diss track just by virtue of releasing so much material in a very short period of time. I think that's just going to happen.

But the target is unlikely. Congressman John Fetterman, somebody who maybe everyone watching the channel isn't 100% aware of. But let me get straight into the point and just say the guy is an absolute troglodyte, and don't let the D next to his name fool you if you do happen to lean Democratic when you're voting.

Despite the fact that he was originally running for this office, he was really pitching himself as a progressive. He has since entirely given up all such labels and is just pretending like he never did, essentially gaslighting his voters while simultaneously just being like a lap dog for Israel.

It's weird because it's not like he's the only congressperson out here taking AIPAC money. There are certainly many others. But when you look at this man's social media feed, he is just absolutely obsessed with this topic and is just going harder than anyone else in elected office.right-wingersThere are bloodthirsty Republicans and right wingers on social media who look at this guy and are like, he's going a little crazy because seemingly, he has no qualms with making his entire agenda about the interests of an entirely different country.

But anyway, out of the blue, John Fetterman is getting dissed by RXKNephew. And the rimes he writes on this track, just simply titled "John Fetterman", maybe is inspired by or somehow connected to this Twitter thread where a bunch users, including Felix Biedermann of Chapo Trap House Fame, are all writing bars about an imaginary RXKNephew, John Federman diss track, like how he would write a song about John Petermann based on his trademark lyrical style. And there's a lot of funny bars in there.

"Now, if you've listened to the show recently, first time or long time, if you listen to Chapo, you know two things about Felix and I, that we are fans of both John Petermann and our RXKNephew."

"The two bringing back hip hop."

We've said Fetterman, Slitherman many times in this show, and listeners of the show reached out to RXKNephew. They inquired to Mr. Nephew, 'How much would it cost to do a song about John Federman?' RXK responded, '$500. I have my engineer with me right now.' Listeners, friends, I answered the call. I gave RXKNephew $500. I feel like the modern day Medici family for my sponsorship of the arts. But without further ado, here is RXKNephew's untitled John Fetterman track that was worth every penny and then some."

Okay, there it is. There we have it. Fun time.

I really love that he went with a dance beat on this. This track's for the club.

And yeah, while it is a pretty simple chorus, short verse, and then chorus, the song is still pretty fun for what it is. Taking shots at Fetterman's bald head. Also mentioning him buying a church in Pennsylvania. Has he done that? Is that a thing?

Neph is doing some serious deep diving, going into this guy's past. Of course, I had to laugh at the line with him saying that John Fetterman should suck his dick, but actually, no, please don't do that. He's not interested. Some people really do say that a lot, really put that line out there with their chest. It happens so often, you really do have to wonder, are they actually interested? I like that Neph specified that it's not serious, it's just in jest.

"Only fans in food stamps. Treat my trap like a boot camp. Bitch, random dope. We don't do stamps. Neph Fetterman doing what they can't." But yeah, some funny bars on here. Pretty straightforward, silly track. Love that Neph here is keeping it silly and just putting his boot on Federman's neck a little bit.

And now we are just sitting here waiting for the Fetterman response, which should be here very soon, assuming that this man does not continue to be unfettered. Nice book title, you Jackass.

But yeah, there you go. A shout out to Neph. Let me know what you guys thought of this track in the comments. I'm sure you will.

Anthony Fantano. Nephew. Forever.