Hey, Anthony.

What?

Did you hear what happened at the Grammys?

Clipse won?

No.

Lola Young won?

No.

Kendrick won?

No.

Cher read the card wrong?

No.

Trevor Noah made fun of Nicki Minaj?

No.

Chappell Roan's outfit was crazy?

No.

I don't know, what happened?

Jelly Roll announced he's going to talk about politics.

When?

Next week.

Oh, my God!

I'm a dumb red neck. I haven't watched enough. I didn't have a phone for 18 months. I've had one for four months and don't have social media.

Jelly Roll is going to talk about politics. Oh, man, I'm so excited. I'm so excited. What am I going to wear? I can't wait for Jelly Roll to talk about politics.

Oh, man, that Jelly Roll. I always knew he was going to talk about politics. I just know that Jolly Roll is going to say something political.

Man, I wonder what political ideology he's going to endorse. Anarcho-communism? Social libertarianism? Marxist-lennonism? He could land anywhere on this spectrum.