the most PERFORMATIVE MALE albums in my collection

Hey, Anthony. What are the most male performative albums in your collection?

Let's Perform.

If you're a man and you're looking to perform, you got to start off with the Laufey. That's going to help you perform right there. You're going to be performing the hell out of this one. You just want the ladies to know you've got a softer side in a performative fashion.

You're going to want to have Clairo in the collection. You're going to be really, really performative with the Clairo in the collection.

A bit of a deeper cut, but still essential for peak performativity. You're going to want the Beabadoobee in the collection as well. That's really going to help you with your performance.

And this is the coupe de grace over here, okay? All right, pay quick attention. You're also going to want to hit them with the Lana, but not some basic record they've already seen and heard. You're going to go for the bootleg. You got to be really into Lana to have the Lana Bootleg in the collection. That's the, again, the peak performativity or the peak performance.

What do you think?

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