Hi, everyone. Nostash Tano here, the internet's busiest music nerd. It's time for a video where we are listening to more garbage music. You thought we were going to listen to good music today? No way, baby.

Now, you guys already know on this channel, we are no strangers to reviewing and reacting to bad Trump songs and raps and so on and so forth. Now, that's not to say that they're all terrible. There is that one track that, I will vote, I will vote for Donald Trump. Got to be honest, that one was a bop. It was a bit of a bop.

Okay, the point I'm essentially trying to get to here is that I see an awful lot of very bad propaganda music out there now. And this particular example of it over here is honestly really taking the cake. And I know I brought up Trump, but this isn't even about Trump. It's a track that's actually about Elon Musk. And despite the fact that he is not the President, not the leader of the country, officially anyway, he's having a song here written about him as if he were the dictator of a country and had some Ministry of music at his fingertips to direct and tell, 'Hey, write a song about how great I am.'

I don't even know if I could be this self-congratulatory if you paid me $10 million to write a song about how great I am. And yet it's not even Elon writing and singing the song. It's a totally different person who I'm sure if you asked her, I would tell you she's not in a cult. But this song here we are about to partake in says otherwise. It's called "We Thank You, Elon Musk", and boy, is it a magical experience.

Okay, "We Thank You, Elon Musk". Let's sample this and see what it's got.

Emotional guitar, emotionsal Don't.

"He gave us cars that drive so fast, made rockets built to blast."

Okay. I mean, first off, isn't one of the big selling points of Teslas that they're electric and they're supposed to be saving the environment, not that they drive the fastest. I mean, you could go zero to 60 in a Tesla in a decent amount of time, but still... Given that Elon has had some rockets blow up recently, I don't know if blast is the verbiage you want to use. I mean, I get you had to rhyme the line, but It's a blast, brings up imagery maybe you don't want to associate with an Elon Musk rocket, just saying.

"Oh, thank you, Elon Musk. He took over Twitter's reign. He saved free speech for all."

Okay. First off, there are countless examples of Elon banning accounts that he doesn't agree with on the Twitter platform, also aiding Turkey in silencing dissenters over there as they are trying to overthrow the government because they're currently run by a guy who fancies himself as a dictator.

Actually, in terms of silencing dissent, I feel like right now, as far as most popular social media platforms go, Twitter is really up there with the worst as of right now. That is unless you want to be a racist and post racist stuff and sexist stuff on there all day. That's fine.

"Eliminating woke pain."

Eliminating woke pain? Was this before or after he disowned his trans daughter for being trans?

"Space X flies, Tesla self drives."

Okay, there's literally been video of a guy who did some frigging Wile E. Coyote experiment with a Tesla, and it drove right through the damn wall just because he painted what looked like a road and a backdrop on the wall.

Could this woman at least pull on some stuff that isn't time and time again proving itself to be just embarrassing for Elon and his businesses?

"He's got a master plan for our lives."

Okay, that's sick and demented. That's just sick and demented. He's got a master plan for our lives? What happened to freedom and don't tread on me and all this other crap? I really, truly do not understand where this sick psychosis comes from.

I mean, on one level, I do get the perspective that a lot of individuals who would like this song share in that they're skeptical of the government. Okay, fair. Nothing inherently wrong with being skeptical of the government. I'm skeptical of the government. But I just don't get how that distrust of our institutions and the powers that be rolls into, 'Yeah, I distrust the powers that be, so let's give all the power and all the influence to a bunch of rich psychopaths.'

Why would you some strange man who you've never met before in your entire life, and you never will, to have some master plan for your life. That is weird. That's a weird thing to want.

"Let's occupy Mars. Let's occupy Mars / And making kids to keep mankind alive"

Oh my God. Okay, I'm going to be straight up here. What the hell is she talking about? I hate how Elon Musk's natalism has been portrayed as some, I don't know, brave and moral stance that he's taken that everyone's against him on or something.

To the degree that people are not procreating, it's usually because having the means to do so, it's expensive, it's difficult. We live in very uncertain times. A lot of people are struggling to stay employed and have health insurance. People in my generation and younger are not having children at the same rates that they were prior because it was easier for the boomer generation, honestly, straight up.

If birth rates are something that really keeps you up at night, those are the things that you need to fix and change in order to solve the problem. The answer is not held within a weirdo billionaire freak who keeps artificially inseminating his Twitter reply guys, and then not having anything to do with the kids that they birth for him.

Which if you go into the replies of this tweet, I love how the creator of this song actually specified in a self-post that, "Hey, my fallopian tubes are like the old-school auto companies, twisted up, slowing down the flow, and not really getting anything anywhere it needs to go. So I'm not trying to have a baby with Elon."

If the guy you're Stanning so hard is such a weird dardo freak that you need to assure people in your comments that the song that you're making about him is not an attempt by you to have a child by him, maybe you're Stanning the wrong guy. Maybe you've taken things too far, and you need to reassess who you look up to.

"Neuralink is on the way."

I don't care if Neuralink is on the way. And honestly, if you do, if you're the person who cares that Neuralink is on the way, I'm excited for you to be the first freak to have a chip put in their brain, a chip that is going to be controlled by a guy who can't seem to take care of his children.

"Fighting fights for freedom's sake. Politics, he's not afraid. He won't just sit and watch."

Yeah, he's not going to just sit and watch. He's no cuck. He wants to be the one fucking democracy.

"One more kid, one more brand."

Oh, my God. I mean, in a weird way, I guess it does put on display how Elon sees his procreation. Having more kids for him is like having more brands. It's just like another asset or something to build up his personal genetic portfolio. Unless that kid turns out to be trans, then they don't exist anymore.

"Launching rockets with just one hand."

Oh, my God. She hit the salute. I like how she specifies that action with this reply over here, Launching rockets with just one hand. "Exactly! That's what he was doing. And people confused with Nazy salute. Some people have no imagination." Not only is this two times a lie because I thought the official line was like, 'No, he was sending his heart out to people, and he's autistic, so he's just confused.' But also, I need to move on because this song is beginning to make me ill.

"Optimist, Cybercab too, what can't this man do?"

I've already said, raise his children. That's what he can't do. What he can't do is apparently put out a truck that doesn't get recalled.

"Fraud, some solid memes."

Some solid memes? What? Okay, these have got to be some AI ass vocals because honestly, the enunciation on these words does not make sense.

"Corruption won't stay, and DOGE saving USA."

Okay, she pronounced it Dogue. If you're an Elon Musk fan, you know what it's pronounced like.

"So here's to you, our tech tycoon, saving Earth and Mars real soon."

What is he saving Mars from? Mars is just doing Mars stuff. Need I mention, this person's Twitter bio also says they are a homeschool mom. 'Hey, kids, get ready for today's lesson, Elon Musk going to save Mars real soon and dogue good. Tax is fraud. Awesome.'

Let me know in the comments what you guys thought of this amazing, ground-breaking piece of life-changing art. You're the best.

Anthony Fantano. Forever.