"Of course, The Needle Drop playlist...He's like a gay, albino bitch anyway. Of course he got it up on there. Who knows? He probably got some bread from the labels for it. Who cares?"

I'm blown away to find this out from my number one source of news, DJ Akademiks, that I'm one of the bigger playlists that have added the newest Doechii single. That's cool... And that I'm a gay albino, and that I might be taking money from record labels to place that song (and others, too!) in an Apple Music playlist that has 5,000 followers.

This is very fun and interesting allegation, considering that [Akademiks] just admitted on camera last week to accepting tens of thousands of dollars for positive reviews and coverage, or a lack of negative coverage. I'll let DJ Akademiks himself explain:

This is the way I get disrespectful. I'm going to start really getting on business. You're a little baby; you and your team paid me $30,000 to keep quiet about your motherfucking album. Y'all paid me!

So there you go. Real cool guy, that DJ Akademiks, a real pillar of music journalism who likes to play Fortnite 15 hours a day! Don't believe me? Google "DJ Akademiks Fortnite 15", and it'll pop right up!