Hey, everyone. Listening to IG Reels music is back.
To be completely honest, normal, just regular everyday music, it's starting to sound mid. Genuine, skilled, studied, and exemplary expressions of artistry, to me, are just not hitting like they used to. And the more time I spend on this channel, and generally the world, just consuming random bits of music that my Instagram feed is giving me, the more I think I am genuinely becoming Reels music pilled.
So going into the next iteration of this series here, I got to be honest, I'm not even dreading the experience. So I'm excited to go on this next IG Reels Music journey with you.
Okay, first off, love that the lip syncing doesn't even match the lyrics in the song at all. That's great. Always love to see that in a music video, too. Where do you get a hat that big? How is that hat so big? Not only is it big for a big head, but it's big for big hair under a head as well. That's an impressively big hat. That is basically a novelty-sized hat, but it's presented in a way to where it's supposed to look normal, and it does not.
I feel like fucking Dumbledore.
Whoa, whoa. You feel like fucking who? Dumbledore? You feel like doing that to that guy? You feel like doing that to that guy? I mean, chaotically, he is queer-coded, no? As long as it's consensual, it's all right with me. That's cool. I respect it.
You know when it happened, you saw him, you got a taste, but after the ramen? Swallowing.
There's no ramen in that pot. Where's the ramen? Where's the ramen? Where's the anything? This apartment that you're shooting this in and completely destroying the hood above the stove, mind you, thank you. There's nothing in this apartment. Is this person a landlord and they're basically just using this apartment to futz around in until they're going to rent it out to some other poor soul who's going to actually want to use that hood above that stove to get some fumes out and stuff while they're cooking? Yeah, I mean, if you destroyed my stove while I was making ramen, I would friendzone you, too.
"Hey, kitten, come to the club. Turn it up with me if you try to have fun. I saw you from the corner on the side. You're going to party with the boss tonight. Okay. You're dancing under that sunlight. All I see is your two eyes. I use another drink as a..."
This is a verse that Drake would write, and you can't convince me otherwise.
Bitcoin boy, I see you riding in your Tesla toy. I think it's sexy that you're self-employed. How many pennies did you...
One of the many growing reasons that to this day, I have nothing to do with any crypto anything, because this is who that attracts. You're investing in some shit coin, some meme coin. And before you know it, there's like, 'How much did you invest in the meme coin?' And I just don't need that in my life. I have enough of that going on just by virtue of being into Swans and Death Grips. I don't need this on top of that.
I was looking at Jimmy because he's kinda hot. So my baby hits me for being a slut.
What is this music video? Also, I hate that that slow, over-the-top rock chorus, like meow, is coming back. Why is that coming back? That's over. That's done with. I feel like that's so five, six years ago. Can we be done with that?
What? Okay, first I'm coming for Eminem in 2025. Is this what the sound of it is like? A heavenly experience all around.
Yeah, no.
Oh, she's back. She's back. It's because my lips as sweet as smile? I'm sorry. What Eastern block country is this person from? I must know because the broken English lyrics that I am now reading into a little bit more the second time around are just incredible. Lyric video for my song, "Virgo Outro". The single is an outro?"That's how you love a girl, Virgo sign. Girl, girl. That's how you love a girl, Virgo sign. Girl, girl, girl, girl, girl." If you told me this was a Tim and Eric sketch, and it's just being run from a sock account unbeknownst to everyone, I would believe you.
Rising up as a volcano firing today. Mother Goddesses are rising, making energy waves. Shake that booty all around as you listen for that galactivated sound. Crystal geysers blasts up from below, bringing diamonds, rubies, emmerands, and rivers of gold.
I really need to understand. I do not know where it comes from, but I really must know, what is the crossover appeal? What is the pipeline that brings you from crunchy hippie to rapper, electro, DJ type artist? Because I feel like if this was really your lifestyle, you'd be out in the woods, just like vibing hermit style. No green screen, no internet, no break beats. I feel like breakbeats go against Mother Earth. There's no crystal that improves your breakbeat chopping or anything like that. So I'm just wondering how these things end up getting connected together by so many hippies.
I fucking hate allergies that make my nose sneeze. I don't like you, you stupid thirsty allergies. Why the hell do you nut everywhere? I hate this shit.
Honestly, most relatable song I've heard so far as I've been going through these tracks. I'm actually dealing with some allergies myself. I apologize to Austin for having to have to listen to me cough and sneeze and be all boogie-oogie-oogie in the mic over and over and over as I transitioned from song to song. And 10 out of 10 lyrics, 10 out of 10 performance, writing from a place that is vulnerable from the heart. Truth, truth, truth, being honest, being yourself. And I feel like that's all I can ask of you as an artist. Best song I've heard this year.
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Give your life to Jesus and stop dreaming about penis. You got to -
Stop. Hey. Please, for the love of God, let this be a parody.
Stop dreaming about penis. You got to pray for the gay away.
Okay, first off, since when did Orville Peck start rocking without the mask? Okay, okay. That was too far. It was too much of a joke. This man is obviously the evil Orville Peck, and I wish to see the both of them duke it out in the octagon. I will not be praying the gay away.
And say I feel like fucking Dumbledore.
Okay, all right, all right. We know what you want to do. Leave me alone about it. I want to stop hearing about it. I don't want to hear you want to do that anymore. Why is this my feed? You guys are going to start thinking things about me.
Daddy was an alcoholic, mama was a bitch.
You don't say. Wouldn't it guess that you grew up in a household with maybe a couple of problems. Okay, go easier on yourself. I know I haven't been so far in this reaction, but you know, You've come this far despite everything you've been through. Give yourself a little credit. All right, I feel like we need to transcend beyond this type of songwriting where it's just like, I'm a piece of shit, and here's a bunch of stuff that made me a piece of shit, and here's me just reveling in how much of a piece of shit I am. I get that that's being very open and honest in a way, but there's truly no there there. Where's the understanding? Where's the growth? Where's the redemption? Where's the anything? Other than just being like, 'Yeah, man, I had a garbage life. I got a garbage dad and a garbage wife. My life is trash. Everything around me. I'm so trash that the trash man found me.'
Slurp on that dick till he give me his cum, licking it up on my tongue. I give him good brain 'til he going dumb, gag on it if he is hung. Give me that cum, give me that cum. All of his cum, all of his cum. Give me that cum. I want that cum, swallowing all of his cum. You can call me a cum pirate. I'm on a cum diet. Dick is Goliath. That keeps my mouth quiet. Cum gets me excited. Keeps me open-minded. That I'm providing. I'm cumming up inside this.
Okay, first off, that's a really cool Gap floral hoodie. I like that hoodie. I like a nice floral hoodie. Interesting and respectable fashion choice there. Really cool music video setting. You're at the Harbor? Boats? Didn't see that coming. Not a whole lot of music videos and rap vids shot around the pier. So really cool that you were able to do that.
Everybody knows I'm going. Everybody knows I'm flowing. Everybody knows I'm growing. Everybody knows, everybody knows, but there's no bar to show it. Because they're jealous, they're little peasants. Everybody knows they like it when I flash my little hoo hoo ha ha, my little hoo hoo ha ha.
Is it me or does this guy not sound like him? I know we see the man and we see his mouth moving and he's in the music video, and there's no way anybody with any self-respect would actually put their face to this. So it's hard to imagine that one would put themselves in a video like this unless they were really committed to the bit. But there's just something about this man's voice and flow that makes it difficult for me to imagine it actually coming out of him. But, yeah, hoo hoo ha ha, that's going to be a vocal stem for me for the next two weeks. I'll say that.
Okay, and there you have it. IG reels, music, name a better combination. Thank you guys for watching. Who is your favorite in the batch? I'm sure you will let me know.
Anthony Fantano, IG Reels, music, forever.
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