Anthony, what are some albums you're going to show Santa when he comes down that chimney?
I got it all planned out. I'm going to stake out. I'm going to show this guy some albums. All right, Santa, he's going to be riding the sleigh all night, tired, in the cold, full of cookies and milk. He's going to need some music that's going to keep him amped. That's why we're showing Santa Jane Doe. We're putting Jane Doe on for Santa. He's going to be on edge. He's going to be white-knuckling the whole time.
Also, the way I see it, Santa is like Father Christmas. You've got to give him some dad rock. Give him some Cream, the Wheels of Fire. Those Ginger Baker drum solos are going to keep Santa awake. Also, we got to give Santa some Credence, too— some Credence Clearwater Revival. "Traveling Band," it's like the ultimate road trip song.
Danny Brown's XXX. Danny Brown's flow is like black coffee. It's just going to get you wired. You're going to be on edge. Death Grip's No Love Deep Web. I'm not going to take it out of the sleeve for reasons that many people know and understand. But you take this out of the sleeve, and you shove this in Santa's face, he's going to be awake. Saxophone Colossus, Sunny Rollins. Sunny is going to keep Santa awake. He's going to keep Santa awake through the wee hours, make sure those last few presents get delivered.
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