Make sure to look over your shoulder before reading this one: Lily Allen will be issuing her recently released album West End Girl on USB drives styled after butt plugs.
No, folks, these aren't actual sex toys, just a form of raunchy humor from the singer. If you really, really want to, you can preorder the novelty here for $32.99. Remember, the product is "intended for data storage only," according to the website. You can see Allen posing with one of the drives below, on Instagram.
West End Girl song "Pussy Palace" has lyrics which go "Duane Reade bag with the handles tied / Sex toys, butt plugs, lube inside," which many speculate is the reason for the existence of these USBs. Allen wrote the song, and the rest of West End Girl, after ending things with actor David Harbour; he's said to have cheated on Allen, and to possess a collection of sexual instruments.
The album has been out since October – this is simply a new way of listening, for the Lily Allen fan who has everything.
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