Hopefully this doesn't jinx it, but Billie Eilish is surprisingly well-adjusted for a former child star, no? Her album Happier Than Ever had a pretty wry take on post-fame depression ("Things I once enjoyed / Now keep me employed"), not to mention the inevitable objectification (all of "Not My Responsibility"), and she usually attaches herself to good causes.
In fact, she just donated $10M of her money (which makes an actual dent in her reported $53M net worth) to various ones, and shortly after, she received an award from the Wall Street Journal and told a room full of very rich people, including Mark Zuckerberg, to "give your money away, shorties," upon accepting, further questioning why anyone needs to be a billionaire.
So that was all really cool.
And we're happy to say she's doubled down on it. Upon learning of the Tesla pay package that recently went through for eugenics-happy human mosquito bite Elon Musk that will make him the first-ever trillionaire, Eilish did the opposite of mincing words. She posted a story on her socials calling Musk a "fucking pathetic pussy bitch coward," which is especially notable for the number of truths consolidated into such a concise statement. It's also notable for the number of lies (see: zero) contained therein.
On her Instagram stories, she also reposted a myvoicemychoiceorg post suggesting a bunch of worthy applications for Musk's newfound wealth once he's out of the burn unit: ending world hunger, rebuilding Gaza, curing diseases, stuff like that.
Eilish's soul-cleansing posts can be witnessed below in all their glory.
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