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RANDOM FUCKING THOUGHTS V: DAS RANDOMER

ribbit April 9

I just found many years ago I liked a page on facebook called "I Will Not Be Smoking Pot On April 20th - 4/20"

...

BAHAHAHAHA
WiredRacing April 9

Gold.
svjchtr April 9

ugh, why is the "Full Site" button right next to Post Comment. shit's a disaster every time
solitudeisbliss April 9

holy fuck i know.

i rage whenever i click that and im on my phone. and there's no way to turn it back.
Shoey April 9

I just delete my Safari data.
Shoey April 9

@Alex
svjchtr April 9

delete cookies, and enjoy logging into every fucking website again :(
Shoey April 9

I'm not saying it doesn't suck, but that'll fix it.
psychedelicufo April 9

@Shoey Why wasn't I born in some hip New York borough like Gowanus, so I could go see them?!?!?

Heh heh heh… Gowanus.
Austin April 9

Little late, but the d: she wanted it
WiredRacing April 9

^ truth
TTK April 9

So many ds be wanted ...
TTK April 9

Jus hav a showr and don't dry yrself bruh
TTK April 9

U put yr dick in tha dishwasha?
vestenet April 9

eh apgsap bualep geoegh kxxjkx
TTK April 9

I didn't even know, Steve. Sorry to hear that.
vestenet April 9

字阿木の野江有家に日労テ今案だね！！！
dannyspiterijr April 10

I love when you east coasters are awake past your bedtime.
psychedelicufo April 10

I'm awake because earlier today, I had a cup of ~O) .
dannyspiterijr April 10

Coffee does not help me stay awake and it is really quite disappointing.

I almost never drink it, and whenever I do, I regret it.

I just want to be on #teamcoffee. :/
psychedelicufo April 10

I very rarely drink it which keeps my tolerance to it very low. I only drink it to seem more sophisticated than I actually am. I'm usually the guy who orders hot chocolate at coffee shops.
TTK April 10

At coffee shops I get milkshakes. I hate coffee and I hate tea. I dislike hot drinks in general.
hedgeway April 10

I have tea every morning. I'm fancy as fuck y'all.
hedgeway April 10

Lemon zinger, get some of that honey up in that shizz.
colony April 10

how are you guys taking your morning shits then.
colony April 10

damn that shit sounds gangsta
WiredRacing April 10

Lipton Yellow Label motherfuckers. Black, with a half tsp of cane sugar. Got turnt up on that isht on Die Bahn headed to Munich 6 years ago. Haven't put milk/cream in my tea since.

Caffeine does nothing to effect my ability to sleep.

I can drink Latte's or the very very best french pressed coffee after the right meal, but most of the time, coffee is way too bitter for me.
svjchtr April 10

coffee kinda tastes like my ass
Shinobz April 10
ribbit April 10

I kind of have to drink those every day, contrary to y'all those are the only things that will wake me up
Shoey April 10

I can't stand coffee or tea at any temperature.
Shoey April 10

lulz
http://m.gawker.com/5994282/couple-spots-approaching-google-street-view-car-stops-by-the-side-of-the-road-to-have-sex?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_twitter&utm_source=gawker_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow
Shinobz April 10

9o
hedgeway April 10

lololol. I love that he's chugging a beer.
WiredRacing April 10

that's awesome.

speaking of banging...

So a friend and I were wondering just how prevalent the elimination of pubic hair is in this generation of young whippersnappers. II get the impression the girls are going completely shaven and guys are down to the smallest notch on their electric trimmers. Truth? This is what my skirt chasing friend tells me, but his area of expertise is largely girls who are DTF. But then Stewart did a piece on it the other night which makes me think this is applying largely across the board. Which doesn't surprise me if I think about just how many young girls I see with tattoos (not just tramp stamps) these days when I'm in Vegas.
Shinobz April 10

85
balmaseda April 10

I think the general consensus is to not let things get too bushy. But not everyone is totally bare, for sure. Especially if you're into punk/vegan women. Which is fine. I definitely am. But I also haven't gotten around as much as I should. So who knows. Haven't fucked any dudes either so idk about that. But yeah I think amongst people who are going to more mainstream party clubs and fucking each other a lot the idea is to be more shaved and sleek (ie, heavily influenced by the porn industry), but amongst more alternative humans such as ourselves I'd say its more the norm to have a little bit of a lawn going on, but certainly a manicured lawn. I personally go with the more manicured lawn, I'm not tryna impress anyone. I mean, keeping the fucking shaft clean is a no brainer, but theres nothing wrong with a little substance leading down from ur trail nahmean?
ribbit April 10

I don't really care as long as its not a wet, infected forest
balmaseda April 11

Someone who has way more sex than me, prove me wrong.
balmaseda April 11

@colony
Shinobz April 11

8===D
svjchtr April 11

i shave down to super bare but i'm lazy about it so it often grows up to "short" by the time i shave again
solitudeisbliss April 11

buzz cut, yo.
TTK April 11

I trim when it gets unwieldy,

the hair not the penis.

that's always been unwieldy, am I right fellas?
TTK April 11

also are we gonna do any coachella skype group convos like with the two previous years?

Dino Jr? VW? PHOENIXZ?
solitudeisbliss April 11

http://reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com
solitudeisbliss April 11

llolollll
WiredRacing April 11

Aiight then, I guess that settles it.

@Shinobz is just going for that extra optical inch.
WiredRacing April 11

There we go... topical to the forum. ;p
colony April 11

@balmaseda iunno every girl I've been with has been nearly bare so far with only one exception. Can't comment on punk girls cause sadly I've never been able to but I bet you're right. Maybe it's more of an American thing though? Can we get a European ambassador in this discussion?

Girls definitely have a different approach to it obv, frankly I just trim my shit like @balmy said I'm really not trying to impress anyone with my pubic hair.
Shinobz April 11
svjchtr April 11

SGC2C was brilliant

i'm just a knife, knifin around...... cutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcut

wonder if thats where The Knife got their band name :o
ribbit April 11

@TTK I'm seeing Dinosaur Jr. in person next week boy, skype convo my ass
Shinobz April 11

82
buttlord April 11

@ocaml Owlcat United LLC
balmaseda April 11

@Shinobz

Nice, dude.

@colony

Yeah man I've been with the same person for a while so I dont really know, but I feel like I should know more about the current state of my female age bracket's genetalia. When I say manicured lawn, I mean like, a very fine trim. But what do I know. And yeah I'm curious about European pubes as well... I feel like Swedish girls have very little pubic hair, while French girls probably have more, and German girls probably have the widest range between the two.

sidenote: anybody want to start a band called European Pubes?
buttlord April 11

re:lawns My girlfriend is of the new wave feminist variety and as such has some nice, natural foliage. Just because there's luscious, thriving flora doesn't mean there's overgrowth and weeds, you know. The two of us basically prescribe to the same idea of trimming when shit gets too long or uncomfortable, but never down to skin. Pubic stubble is terrible.
Austin April 11

re: llc

I like "Digital Nug:

re: pubic thatches

I have no strong opinions either way. down with whatever. too scared of taking a razor to my own tho.
Shinobz April 11

69
solitudeisbliss April 11
colony April 11

Digital Nug
solitudeisbliss April 11

what angle do you guys mow your lawns at?

personally, I'm a fan of the diagonal. but you gotta switch it up every so often to keep the grass guessing so it all doesn't grow the same way, naaa'mean?
solitudeisbliss April 11

spiral? i need to try that.
Shinobz April 11

68
Shoey April 11
svjchtr April 11

used to just trim but shaved when i had to get a nearby surgery. shaving is correct and other strategies are incorrect

no need to be scared of shaving either. i know wrinkly bits vs straight sharp thing sounds risky, but really, it all works out remarkably well. i can shave my business pretty fast now without even paying much attention, and ive never cut myself
HiResDes April 11

So I was listening to older QOTSA and I rediscovered how much I loved the Mark Lanegan led tracks like Six Shooter and Quick And To The Pointless, wish I could hear a full album of just that shit.
colony April 11

yesterday I gave Edward Norton his pasta and looked at him straight in the eye and smiled while burning the fuck out my right hand with another plate.

yup yup I did
WiredRacing April 11

I shaved once like 15 years ago, and it itched so fucking crazy after, I never had the balls (get it?) to do it again. I can't even shave close on my face or I'll get ingrown hairs. But I use a DE razor so I get a better shave than the Mach ever did with no razor burn or ingrown hairs. Plus, hey.. 10c blades. FTMFW!

However, there's absolutely no way I'm taking a DE to my nutsack. I'd be all lady-leg razor up in that isht.

I actually use the Bodygroom and have for years. No cuts, or discomfort, works great (especially the newer one with the tilting head and trimmer w/adjustable gate). I should probably do laser on my back, but the bodygroom once a week does well enough.

*ahem*

So yeah, how about that The Knife album. Siiiiiick.
dannyspiterijr April 11

This is one of the most useful discussions we've ever had on this forum.
psychedelicufo April 11

I still don't fully understand. Can someone demonstrate the proper technique on this?

[Side Note: I initially wanted to post a picture of a Karl Marx Chia Pet, but my search yielded no desired results. I am disappointed in you, Internet.]
svjchtr April 11

it itches a bit after the first time, and whiskers can stab you if you dont maintain frequently enough

bush is honestly bullshit though. first time i was ever full naked with a chick, a bit of grinding left me with a case of rug rash so bad that i had to tap out before i even got my dick wet. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO QUIT BEFORE YOU GET YOUR DICK WET *THE FIRST TIME*???

fuck pubes
colony April 11

im so sorry
colony April 11

seriously
Shinobz April 11

67
Shinobz April 11

66
svjchtr April 11

pubic hair turned me into the enraged curmudgeon that i am today
TTK April 11

no i do not svhcjssrr
Austin April 11

god that sounds like the worst
WiredRacing April 12

Gold.

I remember back in the day I used to shave my girlfriend. Goddamn that was hot.

Feels like a lifetime ago tho. Bah!
balmaseda April 12

@WiredRacing

Prime!

@colony

Really man? You got to serve Edward Norton? You fucking suck man. Thats just not fair.
colony April 12

Well fuck that, I don't know what's going on with my job but both star trek spock's came to have lunch today. Our bartender was shitting himself.
ribbit April 12

as in Sir Leonard Nimoy and Zach Quinto?
colony April 12

yup
dannyspiterijr April 12

Where the fuck do you work?
colony April 12

http://www.nyhistory.org/dine

Aeris Spears was the last famous person I saw there before this week but that was like 5 months ago so I really don't know.
ribbit April 12

wouldn't you just love to be in Zach Quinto's life? "hey everyone I just hung out with Leonard Nimoy today"
Shinobz April 12

60
colony April 12

coachella is so far ahead in terms of the streaming business.
ribbit April 12

And the sucking business
colony April 12

to be honest waiting for japandroids has been painful.
colony April 12

nvm this lee scratch perry set is hilarious
WiredRacing April 12

Yeah I'm watching it right now too.

He's pretty old school. I noticed they did stuff like this last year too... bring on some old standards.. "Feel good music"
dannyspiterijr April 12

Wow, I totally forgot about the Coachella stream.
WiredRacing April 12

I really, really, really do not get why Japandroids are as popular as they are. I just find them so very ... fine. They don't suck and they just aren't awesome in any way for me. At least the energy from everyone who thought they were awesome, elevated seeing them live.
WiredRacing April 12

Perhaps the best way I can analogize them, is they feel like a beer commercial.
solitudeisbliss April 12

beer commercials are so great.
Dallasshaldune April 12

Gorilla Manor is way better than Local Natives sophomore album and that makes me sad.
colony April 12

some of the best commercials are beer commercials.
solitudeisbliss April 12

some of the best commercials are beer.

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